frenchifries:

letslearntofly:

perchu:

otterscallops:

waxscoralpants:

Animal Crossing GameCube was so heartless. Villagers would randomly paint your roof. It was so hard to make money. One time a villager sold me a mystery item without even asking and took all the money I was carrying. 12 thousand bells. It was a pitfall seed.

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also. under certain circumstances forgetting to save will get your face taken away

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You guys are forgetting the best part

animals when you’re rude to them in new leaf: haha you’re such a kidder! oh well have a good day!

animals when you’re rude to them on gamecube: haha it’s funny how much of an ugly bitch you are, you absolute degenerate :) i’m going to take everything you love, do you know that? you’ll never be shit. you’re going to die alone in the woods with no one around to even hear your last words :)

i-am-corbin-dallas:

vassraptor:

even-the-sweetest-plum:

To all the posts that are like “Chidi shouldn’t have gone to The Bad Place, he has an anxiety disorder!” or “Jason shouldn’t have gone to The Bad Place just because he isn’t as smart as everyone else!” or “Tahani and Eleanor were abused, they don’t belong in The Bad Place either.” You’re missing exactly what the show has been leading up to. The point system is supposed to be unjust, it’s a metaphor for the prison system. No one from Team Cockroach belongs in The Bad Place, that’s the whole point.

It’s more than that. Nobody belongs in the Bad Place, because nobody deserves to be tortured for eternity, and there is no good purpose that will be fulfilled by torturing someone for eternity. It’s about that particular Christian belief (eternal damnation) and the effect it has on society. And it’s also about prisons, because it can do more than one thing.

The prison is also a prison of belief. Like this season they met the guy who got the closest to figuring out what the afterlife is like and his life SUUUCCKKKKEEEDDDD bro

He knew abt the points so he did everything in his power to not lose points. He let a local kid bully him, he farmed snails, and ate only beets and recycled pee water. When he accidentaly stepped on one of his snails he went into a panic because he knew that he was gonna lose points and that itd set him back. He wasnt doing good things because he wanted to or because he loved it. He was too afraid to do bad things or even fun things because all he wanted was to reach the good place. He, the best person on earth, was constantly striving towards this impossible unreachable goal and was suffering for it.

Fuck bro it reminds me of a friend of mine who’s religious and suffering cuz their religion tells them that things they enjoy MAKES GOD CRY. Like imagine that pressure. To be perfect dor this unknowable god/system

nancyhsu1990:

Taiwan High Speed Rail turned the latest train into the world’s first Cartoon Network theme train.

Had a great time riding it, though somehow it seems that parents are more excited then the kids…

(Source: districtcorner)

clint-ftm-barton:

qtipping:

jaythenerdkid-official:

seashellronan:

people i make myself look good for:

  • myself
  • gay women
  • my friends so they go “damn bitch u look fucking good” whenever i enter the room
  • drunk girls in bathrooms
  • freddie mercury who’s watching over us
  • Carrie Fisher who is standing next to him

dearestwatson:

good date ideas:

  • exploring the catacombs underneath Paris
  • walking through abandoned subway stations
  • summoning a ghost
  • professing your love on the wild and windy moors
  • getting lost in a hedge maze

blackmarkettoothman:

womanwithaknife:

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

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(Source: lobotomybarbie)