(Source: tedtheodorelogan)
This is the most 1998 thing I’ve read in my life.
ADHD mood
*Abbott walks in*
*I frantically spin the wheel from Byzantine Erotica to the Summa Theologica*
(Source: twitter.com)
🥰🥰🥰
i never wanted to read anything less..
feeling myself
reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of jesus on your dash
what if you went to heaven but jesus says, why didnt you reblog me when i was feeling myself
my friend cock and balles
Anonymous asked
you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?
am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation?
you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?
hooked on a feeling karaoke but you only do the ooga chaka parts and you get rated on how Ham you go when you’re chanting it
mfw
(Source: kalichnikov)
Like I’m not even surprised
Sleepy
